笑話.小學(xué)生對(duì)句
[“三個(gè)臭皮匠”]
學(xué)生填
[“味道都一樣”]
[“窮則獨(dú)善其身”]
["富則妻妾成群”]
[“天若有情天亦老”]
[“人若有情死得早”]
[“葡萄美酒夜光杯”]
[“錢(qián)多美女一大堆”]
[“想當(dāng)年,金戈鐵馬”]
[“看今朝,死纏爛打”]
[“兩情若是長(zhǎng)久時(shí)”]
同學(xué)填
[“正是應(yīng)該同居時(shí)”]
[“書(shū)到用時(shí)方恨少”]
[“錢(qián)到月底不夠了”]
[“清水出芙蓉”]
[“亂世出英雄”]
[“問(wèn)君能有幾多愁”]
[“恰似一壺二鍋頭”]
這個(gè)更絕了!
[“東風(fēng)無(wú)力百花殘”]
[“人參固腎補(bǔ)精丸”]
笑翻一堆老骨頭,氣死一群語(yǔ)文老師……,暈哦?。?!
注:作者為解放軍某地炮旅付政委